The doctor told me I should take up something that gets me out of the pub. So I've started smoking.
Alcohol/Drugs Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥉 (397) · 06-01-2026 1212I told myself I shouldn't drink so much. However, I'm not going to listen to a drunken cunt who talks to himself.
Alcohol/Drugs Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥉 (397) · 20-01-2026 1517I bought a alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't happy.
Alcohol/Drugs Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥉 (397) · 24-01-2026 2203There's two reasons I won't give money to beggars. 1. They'll use it to buy alcohol. 2. I want to use it to buy alcohol.
Alcohol/Drugs Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥉 (397) · 15-01-2026 1720Ten years ago I swore I'd never drink at work again. Haven't touched a job since.
Alcohol/Drugs Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥉 (397) · 10-01-2026 1459I've found something that totally eliminates the urge to smoke cigarettes. Heroin.
Alcohol/Drugs Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥉 (397) · 07-01-2026 0602If I knew I was going to be this thirsty today, I would've drunk more last night.
Alcohol/Drugs Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥉 (397) · 01-01-2026 1048Professor Kaltzenheimer attended our AA meeting and told us he had developed a tablet that can cure alcoholism completely. All we have to do is take one tablet and we would never drink alcohol again. When he asked if there were any questions, one of the group said, ' What happens if you take two? '
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