| 9 |
19-01-2026 21:31 |
Just about to watch Big Naughty Anal Sluts 3, but if I haven't seen the first tw
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| 9 |
14-01-2026 19:35 |
The school phoned me and said "Can you come down, your son has been telling lies
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| 8 |
08-01-2026 18:21 |
I've been paying the Cat's Protection League every month for over three years.
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| 8 |
06-12-2025 12:38 |
I took my son to see Santa today, but as soon as he sat on his knee he started c
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| 8 |
06-12-2025 11:55 |
I saw a woman in Tesco struggling to control her kids. She looked really stresse
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| 7 |
18-01-2026 15:07 |
I slept with my best friend's wife last night and now i feel terrible.
She must
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| 6 |
21-01-2026 19:30 |
What's rude and very aggressive?
Me you fat cunt
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| 6 |
20-01-2026 13:59 |
The teacher called little Johnny to her desk and said, "The essay you wrote abou
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| 6 |
14-01-2026 22:07 |
My wife left me today.
I'm gutted, I'd just bought a seesaw.
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| 6 |
30-12-2025 19:48 |
Knowing there would be lots of kissing on New Years Eve, I decided to shave off
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| 6 |
30-12-2025 09:19 |
For Sale:
Bottles of sauce.
HP available.
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| 6 |
29-12-2025 19:42 |
I've been trying to find out from the wife all week how her treatment went for f
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| 5 |
24-01-2026 13:58 |
After years of not speaking to my neighbour thinking he was a bit of a twat, tur
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| 5 |
21-01-2026 19:29 |
I was once bitten on the arse by a German Shepherd, but he apologised afterwards
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| 5 |
16-01-2026 17:31 |
I keep having horrible nightmares about fruit machines.
My wife has been reall
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| 5 |
16-01-2026 10:31 |
Poor Anne Frank,
She couldn't even put milk on her Rice Krispies.
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| 5 |
15-01-2026 14:55 |
A bloke knocked my front door last night,
"You've left your lights on mate" he
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| 5 |
09-01-2026 21:17 |
It wouldn't be Christmas without M&S.
No, it would be Chritas.
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| 5 |
02-01-2026 20:16 |
Took my girlfriend to meet my parents last night.. The wife wasn't very happy th
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| 5 |
02-01-2026 13:56 |
This dry January is really hard now.
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| 5 |
30-12-2025 19:52 |
Father: Listen son, no matter what you hear or read, wanking will not make you g
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| 5 |
22-12-2025 19:36 |
I made my wife go to a fancy dress party last night as an exhaust pipe.
She was
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| 5 |
14-12-2025 15:32 |
My wife kicked me out last night for being drunk and "out of control."
Fucking
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| 4 |
25-01-2026 15:46 |
Whenever I asked my son what he wanted to do when he was older, he'd always say,
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| 4 |
16-01-2026 17:35 |
Just come back from watching Little Women.
Very disappointing to be honest....
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| 4 |
13-12-2025 15:18 |
I called my son's teacher this morning and said, "He won't be coming in today, h
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| 2 |
03-01-2026 13:28 |
I was mugged last night by a boy with a knife.
The police think he was local as
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| 2 |
30-12-2025 19:51 |
I've ate so much food over Christmas that i had to phone a midwife tonight to he
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| 2 |
10-12-2025 20:04 |
I came home from work to find my daughter crying her eyes out. That bastard of a
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