| 8 |
16-12-2025 11:26 |
Our mum died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept tel
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| 6 |
11-02-2026 16:18 |
I went for a job with the RSPB. The interviewer asked me what could I tell them
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| 6 |
19-12-2025 15:29 |
My wife asks me, "What do you like most about me, my pretty face, or my sexy bod
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| 6 |
19-12-2025 15:27 |
Teacher asks her class, "If I said, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"
One
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| 5 |
09-03-2026 21:57 |
Two men are out walking, they decide to go off in different directions, walking
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| 5 |
09-03-2026 09:10 |
What's the difference between a family reunion and a 69er?
In a 69er you only
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| 5 |
07-03-2026 08:43 |
Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays?
Because he puts his fags out
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| 5 |
28-02-2026 14:52 |
What is the national bird of Iran?
A US drone
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| 5 |
20-02-2026 08:24 |
I just watched an Australian cooking show and the audience cheered when the chef
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| 5 |
18-02-2026 10:32 |
I read a book about an immortal dog. It was impossible to put down.
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| 5 |
07-02-2026 21:41 |
I bought a jack in the box for 50p. But it doesn't work.
Why am I not surprised
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| 5 |
03-02-2026 13:09 |
The wife's just thrown 5 cricket balls at me.
I said one more and it's over.
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| 5 |
12-12-2025 15:10 |
Brother was banging his sister.
He says, "You fuck like Mum,"
She laughs.
He
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| 4 |
12-03-2026 22:45 |
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being disabled in the
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| 4 |
11-03-2026 18:17 |
How do you get an Iranian girl pregnant?
Cum on her shoes and let the flies d
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| 4 |
10-03-2026 18:43 |
What is the similarity between a woman and a KFC mega bucket?
You start on th
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| 4 |
07-03-2026 08:43 |
What's blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic!
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| 4 |
03-03-2026 20:33 |
2 condoms walk past a gay bar ...
...one says to the other "want to go in there
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| 4 |
22-02-2026 16:53 |
We went to the local Bulimic Awareness Realization Foundation meeting yesterday.
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| 4 |
16-02-2026 21:37 |
Every time the leper visits his favourite whore, he leaves a tip.
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| 4 |
10-02-2026 15:04 |
How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Heh heh heh, 'sc
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| 4 |
31-01-2026 19:10 |
Just buried my friend who was hit by a tennis ball. The service was great
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| 4 |
30-01-2026 10:27 |
My mate said he didn’t understand what cloning was. I said that makes two of us.
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| 3 |
13-03-2026 19:22 |
How do you make a woman scream twice?
Fuck her up the arse, then wipe your co
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| 3 |
05-03-2026 14:19 |
What should you do if a bird craps on your car?
Never take her out again
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| 3 |
02-03-2026 23:07 |
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the p
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| 3 |
02-03-2026 22:55 |
Why is the bible like a penis?
You get it forced down your throat by a priest.
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| 3 |
27-02-2026 21:08 |
The wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a win
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| 3 |
18-02-2026 10:25 |
In today's world, it’s vital to establish a good vocabulary. If only I had known
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| 3 |
15-02-2026 18:09 |
The chap who invented the speed boat has died.
After his funeral there will be
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| 3 |
10-02-2026 15:02 |
The wife wants to sell our old Chinese bowl but it has a few chips in it.
She'l
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| 3 |
04-02-2026 21:46 |
What was the man in the iron mask's favourite food?
Walled-off salad.
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| 2 |
05-03-2026 14:17 |
When you're working in a coal mine, how do you know where you left the spade?
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| 2 |
24-02-2026 20:25 |
I bought a alcoholic ginger beer.
He wasn't happy.
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| 2 |
19-02-2026 11:51 |
Why did Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor get a beard trimmer for Christmas?
Because h
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| 2 |
12-02-2026 07:56 |
I'm a chameleon. Somehow wedged myself between a brick and a tree trunk.
Brown
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| 2 |
09-02-2026 10:15 |
How do you confuse an Irishman?
Tell him even though it says sparkling on the l
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| 2 |
03-01-2026 10:28 |
I was playing in the park with my daughter when a kid ran up to me and slapped m
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| 2 |
12-12-2025 21:09 |
If Russia was to invade Turkey from the rear...
Would Greece help?
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| 1 |
08-03-2026 20:16 |
What do you call a queer in a wheelchair?
Roll aids.
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| 1 |
20-02-2026 08:36 |
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away its broom
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| 1 |
13-02-2026 12:50 |
I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen...
... and then it hi
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| -2 |
14-02-2026 11:25 |
The wife's just thrown 5 cricket balls at me.
I said one more and it's over.
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