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Jokes by Allobosca 🥉

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8 16-12-2025 11:26 Our mum died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept tel
6 19-12-2025 15:29 My wife asks me, "What do you like most about me, my pretty face, or my sexy bod
6 19-12-2025 15:27 Teacher asks her class, "If I said, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" One
5 07-02-2026 21:41 I bought a jack in the box for 50p. But it doesn't work. Why am I not surprised
5 12-12-2025 15:10 Brother was banging his sister. He says, "You fuck like Mum," She laughs. He
4 03-02-2026 13:09 The wife's just thrown 5 cricket balls at me. I said one more and it's over.
4 31-01-2026 19:10 Just buried my friend who was hit by a tennis ball. The service was great
4 30-01-2026 10:27 My mate said he didn’t understand what cloning was. I said that makes two of us.
3 04-02-2026 21:46 What was the man in the iron mask's favourite food? Walled-off salad.
2 03-01-2026 10:28 I was playing in the park with my daughter when a kid ran up to me and slapped m
2 12-12-2025 21:09 If Russia was to invade Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?