| 13 |
03-12-2025 14:28 |
Never thought I'd see anything more ironic than a guy in a wheelchair eating a b
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| 10 |
24-12-2025 05:59 |
You know it was a good Christmas party when your P45 arrives at your house befor
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| 9 |
17-12-2025 15:45 |
Did you know...
Black men's semen is more nutritious than white men's? It con
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| 7 |
30-12-2025 08:18 |
When I was in high school there was a girl in my class called Bernie. Her full n
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| 7 |
29-12-2025 02:45 |
Some people say I'm a bigot but at least I'll admit there are 37 genders.
Mal
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| 7 |
20-12-2025 01:18 |
So I'm decluttering my house using that one simple rule - if you haven't used it
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| 7 |
19-12-2025 19:17 |
At this time of year, spare a thought for those who struggle to put food on the
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| 7 |
17-12-2025 16:05 |
Nobody was interested in my carpentry class.
Then I offered to teach them how
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| 7 |
17-12-2025 15:53 |
Thanks to supergalley for setting up this new site.
The old one was about as
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| 7 |
11-12-2025 19:00 |
I came up behind my wife and starting feeling her tits, hoping to get lucky.
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| 7 |
03-12-2025 16:49 |
My new girlfriend said I should buy her some flowers.
I said why spend money
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| 6 |
04-01-2026 12:35 |
I got a job as a bellhop in a swanky hotel. On my first day the manager said 'Pl
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| 6 |
31-12-2025 00:16 |
Every New Year's Eve I go to the annual Bulimic's Ball.
It's always heaving.
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| 6 |
30-12-2025 01:36 |
To all those who received a book off me for Christmas: they're due back at the l
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| 6 |
25-12-2025 01:27 |
What's red and white and flies through the air on Christmas Eve?
Depressed Am
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| 6 |
24-12-2025 06:24 |
Did you know Jeremy Corbyn has a tattoo?
It's on his lampshade.
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| 6 |
19-12-2025 19:39 |
Where's the place that little people create Christmas toys for all the good girl
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| 6 |
17-12-2025 14:02 |
Me and the family are going to spend Christmas in Australia and see Bondi Beach'
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| 6 |
09-12-2025 17:14 |
What do they sing at woke Christmas parties?
We wish that you hadn't said th
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| 6 |
09-12-2025 14:24 |
Old?
Alone this Christmas?
That's society's way of tellng you you're a cu
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| 6 |
04-12-2025 10:33 |
This Christmas tree I bought is terrible.
I haven't seen this many needles on
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| 5 |
11-01-2026 14:39 |
I met an Irish woman last night, she said the English were the real terrorists.
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| 5 |
07-01-2026 15:02 |
Absolute Legend - although hopefully he didn't murder anyone
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| 5 |
31-12-2025 00:26 |
ITEMS FOR SALE:
Garden Gate. No catch.
Homeless Man. Still in box.
Chee
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| 5 |
30-12-2025 03:06 |
To all the blokes that got their girlfriends or wives lingerie for Christmas...
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| 5 |
30-12-2025 01:34 |
I just found out that Sir Anthony Hopkins is Welsh.
It certainly explains why
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| 5 |
29-12-2025 01:41 |
I've created a social media site where adult men can lie about their age and and
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| 5 |
21-12-2025 09:51 |
The idea that dressing like a slut will make you get raped is simply untrue.
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| 5 |
19-12-2025 19:02 |
The council told me to take my 12-foot high inflatable light-up animatronic Rudo
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| 5 |
19-12-2025 18:09 |
Glad to see Kylie enjoying her number 1 at Christmas, and I'll enjoy a number 3
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| 5 |
17-12-2025 15:59 |
Say what you like about Vladimir Putin.
He's still the best damned Geography
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| 5 |
17-12-2025 15:19 |
I asked Emily Blunt out on a date.
She said "No, fuck off you ugly cunt."
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| 5 |
12-12-2025 14:11 |
Last weekend I took the family to the Lake District. We had a long walk, it rain
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| 5 |
12-12-2025 13:56 |
Took the family to the circus last night. When we got home I closed my eyes and
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| 5 |
12-12-2025 13:07 |
Adult film actress Bonnie Blue to be deported from Bali.
And that, children,
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| 5 |
09-12-2025 17:22 |
For Christmas this year my son wants Transformers and my daughter wants a jigsaw
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| 5 |
06-12-2025 13:17 |
An alien walks into a bar. He's 9 foot tall, bright green, silver suit, 28 tenta
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| 4 |
17-01-2026 10:35 |
Jesus was a carpenter, but he couldn't play any instruments.
That's why Karen
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| 4 |
13-01-2026 16:54 |
Paul Hardcastle's son has died in a motorcycle accident.
He was n-n-n-n-n-n-n
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| 4 |
13-01-2026 14:32 |
The Red Arrows have got their first woman leader.
What colour will they be th
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| 4 |
11-01-2026 14:55 |
I fancied a wank but I couldn't be bothered using a VPN to access a porn site.
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| 4 |
08-01-2026 21:58 |
Funny how when it snows the 'homeless' myseriously find a bed for the night.
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| 4 |
05-01-2026 14:46 |
Cows can walk upstairs but not downstairs.
As first discovered by the horny f
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| 4 |
04-01-2026 13:02 |
When doing dry January it's important to find ways to replace alcohol in your li
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| 4 |
04-01-2026 12:20 |
My sister just gave birth but sadly the baby has Down's Syndrome.
I told her
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| 4 |
30-12-2025 02:35 |
I can't be arsed taking down all the Christmas decorations so I'm thinking of co
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| 4 |
29-12-2025 01:44 |
Over Christmas I've been waking up at 7pm, wanking 8 times a day, eating cold be
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| 4 |
17-12-2025 19:04 |
What do internet creeps from Yorkshire put on their Christmas tree?
t'incel
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| 4 |
17-12-2025 18:25 |
On the first day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me...
Fifteen dead Jewwwww
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| 4 |
17-12-2025 17:18 |
Playing the piano is quite difficult.
I know that because all the cunts who t
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| 4 |
17-12-2025 16:09 |
We were in Peru and this strange animal mounted my wife from behind and fucked h
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| 4 |
17-12-2025 16:00 |
I never wash my clothes or clean my teeth.
It may seem disgusting but accordi
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| 4 |
14-12-2025 23:05 |
Why don't Muslims drink alcohol?
Because they're already shitfaced.
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| 4 |
12-12-2025 15:32 |
We keep warning faggots about AIDS but they just refuse to pay attention.
It'
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| 4 |
12-12-2025 15:02 |
My grandfather was a very brave man, he flew a Spitfire against the Germans.
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| 4 |
11-12-2025 23:48 |
My mum died 10 years ago today. I went on youtube and listened to her funeral so
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| 4 |
11-12-2025 19:09 |
The Duchess of Cambridge has been keen to show off her piano skills this Christm
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| 4 |
11-12-2025 18:44 |
I took the dog for a walk in the park earlier. It was lunchtime and I could hear
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| 4 |
04-12-2025 09:33 |
Spare a thought for all the people who will be homeless this Christmas.
Princ
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| 4 |
04-12-2025 00:11 |
Just got myself a second hand diver's watch.
I'd have had the drowned cunt's
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| 3 |
26-01-2026 22:00 |
A poem for Burns' night:
There's a certain host of Loose Women
Whom I would
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| 3 |
19-01-2026 08:29 |
The train in Spain crashed spilling lots of brains, and rupturing many veins...
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| 3 |
04-01-2026 13:25 |
Jesy Nelson told her twin babies may 'never walk'.
Little Crips?
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| 3 |
04-01-2026 05:29 |
I'm proud to say I've never been to bed with an ugly bird.
I've woken up with
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| 3 |
03-01-2026 12:51 |
Hollywood...
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| 3 |
03-01-2026 12:31 |
O Lord, oooh you are so big.
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| 3 |
03-01-2026 12:23 |
The Salt Shaker
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| 3 |
03-01-2026 09:17 |
George Droyd
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| 3 |
03-01-2026 00:42 |
What kind of idiot lights sparklers on champagne bottles then holds them next to
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| 3 |
01-01-2026 08:03 |
Antonio Banderas
O no, an arse bandit
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| 3 |
27-12-2025 23:43 |
It's Saturday night so I was too lazy to cook and had a Rustlers burger.
No d
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| 3 |
25-12-2025 19:43 |
As you all carry on with your Christmas festivities please spare a thought for t
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| 3 |
24-12-2025 06:27 |
Why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a building
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| 3 |
17-12-2025 18:15 |
Election Issues: People say we need more police officers.
Sarah Everard's fam
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| 3 |
17-12-2025 17:52 |
William H. Macy is a great actor.
Like in Fargo he really had me convinced he
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| 3 |
12-12-2025 15:28 |
As I've gotten older, every year I need stranger and weirder porn to jerk off to
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| 3 |
04-12-2025 10:43 |
When it comes to Christmas cookery shows Delia Smith pisses all over Nigella Law
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| 3 |
04-12-2025 10:17 |
Just saw my first Christmas jumper.
He leapt off the multi-storey car park.
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| 3 |
03-12-2025 17:14 |
BBC News: King Charles welcomes German president on state visit.
He said "Did
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| 2 |
15-01-2026 14:59 |
From the next Prime Minister,
Cheers Nige!
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| 2 |
08-01-2026 02:17 |
Dry Jan
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| 2 |
06-01-2026 15:44 |
Maybe it's the tattoos
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| 2 |
03-01-2026 10:37 |
Do Robots Have Nuts?
Guy teaching robot martial arts manages to kick himself
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| 2 |
03-01-2026 09:10 |
Dry January
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| 2 |
25-12-2025 22:38 |
Woman in her 80s murdered in Devizes.
...did she have melons of two different
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| 2 |
25-12-2025 19:00 |
Now that all the Christmas presents are unwrapped it's time for the next traditi
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| 2 |
23-12-2025 23:35 |
Went to the Christmas party with an ugly sweater.
aka my girlfriend.
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| 2 |
23-12-2025 23:00 |
I've just moved to a new neighbourhood so I've been to every single house in a h
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| 2 |
17-12-2025 15:39 |
Naveed Akram is innocent until proven guilty.
However I think it will be a Ka
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| 2 |
12-12-2025 09:50 |
"Taylor Swift reveals moment she broke down over Southport attack in new documen
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| 2 |
09-12-2025 16:49 |
After getting detained in Israel this year, surely Greta Thunberg deserves a lum
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| 2 |
06-12-2025 15:46 |
I just finished watching "100 Greatest Sexy Moments" on Channel 4, what a load o
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| 2 |
04-12-2025 09:02 |
Every year for Christmas my grandma buys me big black vibrating anal toys.
We
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| 2 |
03-12-2025 19:05 |
I'm glad to see King Charles hosting a state visit with Germany's president.
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| 2 |
03-12-2025 18:46 |
During the cold weather the fire service have advised not to plug electric heate
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| 1 |
07-12-2025 12:35 |
Just went to the off-licence and the guy behind the counter wished me a Merry Ch
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