Stallion

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I wander around the Highlands with my dog and drink whisky.

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Jokes by Stallion

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7 04-12-2025 21:05 I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a cunt and told m
6 07-12-2025 16:43 As we left the restaurant, she kissed me and said, "We should have dinner again.
4 03-12-2025 14:57 I went to see my wife in hospital and took her flowers. My girlfriend will lo
3 06-12-2025 19:37 My girlfriend found out that I'm an organ trafficker. "How can you do that?,"
3 06-12-2025 19:30 My son has the same colour eyes as my wife. Neither of them have learnt to du
2 02-12-2025 20:22 A reporter asked a bomb disposal expert, "How stressful is your job?" "It's n
2 01-12-2025 22:35 "How bad is it doc?," I asked. "Well," he replied, "all you have to do is sto
1 07-12-2025 12:53 If your wife's mother just died, how long should you console her for? It's ju