Squeaky 🥈 🥉

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Jokes by Squeaky 🥈 🥉

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9 11-01-2026 16:25 There's a woman in our pub who is so ugly that if she gives you a blowjob it cou
9 29-12-2025 19:41 ' Why does everyone think that Chinese people look the same,father? ' said the s
9 28-12-2025 16:02 I always sweat a lot when I have sex. Probably due to the wool in my balaclava.
8 03-01-2026 10:31 I had only been seeing my girlfriend for two weeks when she was killed in a car
7 20-01-2026 09:55 Our family were so poor that my mother used to send me next door with a button a
7 18-01-2026 09:19 It had been playing on my mind for some time and I just had to find out. ' Mum,
7 13-01-2026 17:00 Found an old lamp whilst I was out walking yesterday.When I gave it a rub a big
6 12-01-2026 16:31 I think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles. The middle one i
5 27-01-2026 12:07 There is one thing that white men and black men do have in common. They don't l
5 25-01-2026 12:00 I will never forgive my sister for marrying a black man. Every time we have a f
5 23-01-2026 11:54 Did you know that Raheem Sterling and Marcus Rashford both had the same nickname
5 15-01-2026 15:30 A lot of people don't like Jimmy Savile but when I met him we had a great time.
5 14-01-2026 16:31 When my father died,all he left me was an atlas. It meant the world to me.
5 09-01-2026 15:01 Just discovered that I am a victim of identity theft. Be warned,there are now
5 07-01-2026 11:49 Had a hearing test yesterday to prove to my family I wasn't going deaf. Of cour
5 05-01-2026 11:05 Handy Tip. To avoid any confusion with the keys to your house,get a pink one fo
4 24-01-2026 12:14 You can only call it a blowjob if you are a prostitute/sex worker.
4 22-01-2026 11:05 I always remember getting through to the final of the Blow Football competition.
4 21-01-2026 10:36 I sometimes find myself crying when I have sex. It all depends if the woman has
4 19-01-2026 09:22 Picked up a Chinese last night. He was very fucking angry.
4 16-01-2026 15:35 Professor Kaltzenheimer attended our AA meeting and told us he had developed a t
4 10-01-2026 16:38 Me and my old limbo dancing group decided to have a reunion. We go back a long
4 08-01-2026 14:51 The fact that Jesus didn't have a fair trial,called everyone brother and liked g
4 06-01-2026 11:20 I may not be a gynaecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
4 04-01-2026 11:05 Walking through the park yesterday I saw a boy flailing his arms around and maki
4 27-12-2025 14:43 I often think of my grandfather who died in Auschwitz. He slipped and fell of a
4 26-12-2025 09:57 I haven't had sex for so long it feels as though I'm married again.
3 02-01-2026 09:59 Which singer had a fear of sunlight? Gladys Knight.
3 01-01-2026 09:49 Our managers brought in a motivational speaker to encourage us to do better. He
3 30-12-2025 19:52 I attended my first Flatulence Anonymous group meeting last week. The Co-ordina
3 24-12-2025 15:48 The T-shirt was originally called the Tyrannosaurus Shirt. Because of the short
2 26-01-2026 11:30 United Kingdom HMS His Majesty's Ship USA USS United States Ship I