| 9 |
11-01-2026 16:25 |
There's a woman in our pub who is so ugly that if she gives you a blowjob it cou
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| 9 |
29-12-2025 19:41 |
' Why does everyone think that Chinese people look the same,father? ' said the s
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| 9 |
28-12-2025 16:02 |
I always sweat a lot when I have sex.
Probably due to the wool in my balaclava.
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| 8 |
01-02-2026 10:40 |
Two flies decided to have a race from one side of a black man's lips to the othe
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| 8 |
03-01-2026 10:31 |
I had only been seeing my girlfriend for two weeks when she was killed in a car
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| 7 |
05-02-2026 11:21 |
I do an evening of stand up comedy and jokes for the patients at our local Hospi
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| 7 |
27-01-2026 12:07 |
There is one thing that white men and black men do have in common.
They don't l
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| 7 |
20-01-2026 09:55 |
Our family were so poor that my mother used to send me next door with a button a
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| 7 |
18-01-2026 09:19 |
It had been playing on my mind for some time and I just had to find out.
' Mum,
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| 7 |
13-01-2026 17:00 |
Found an old lamp whilst I was out walking yesterday.When I gave it a rub a big
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| 6 |
25-01-2026 12:00 |
I will never forgive my sister for marrying a black man.
Every time we have a f
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| 6 |
12-01-2026 16:31 |
I think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles.
The middle one i
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| 5 |
06-02-2026 11:25 |
I couldn't understand why it was taking me longer to wash my face.
Then I rea
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| 5 |
31-01-2026 10:51 |
My ambition was to be a gynaecologist.
But I failed the entrance exam.
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| 5 |
23-01-2026 11:54 |
Did you know that Raheem Sterling and Marcus Rashford both had the same nickname
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| 5 |
15-01-2026 15:30 |
A lot of people don't like Jimmy Savile but when I met him we had a great time.
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| 5 |
14-01-2026 16:31 |
When my father died,all he left me was an atlas.
It meant the world to me.
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| 5 |
09-01-2026 15:01 |
Just discovered that I am a victim of identity theft.
Be warned,there are now
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| 5 |
07-01-2026 11:49 |
Had a hearing test yesterday to prove to my family I wasn't going deaf.
Of cour
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| 5 |
05-01-2026 11:05 |
Handy Tip.
To avoid any confusion with the keys to your house,get a pink one fo
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| 4 |
07-02-2026 11:22 |
I went for a walk through the park and I kept hearing, ' Mark ', ' Mark,Mark '.
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| 4 |
04-02-2026 11:02 |
Whenever I see Keir Starmer he reminds me of a woodpecker with a rubber beak.
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| 4 |
02-02-2026 10:36 |
I have always been terrified of giants.
After being seen and assessed by a clin
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| 4 |
30-01-2026 10:37 |
I had been stranded on a desert island for weeks and I couldn't believe my eyes
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| 4 |
29-01-2026 11:34 |
Met a very friendly Arab chap when I was on holiday in Dubai.
Sheikh Mahand.
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| 4 |
28-01-2026 11:32 |
It's always better to give than receive.
Especially if you are in prison.
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| 4 |
24-01-2026 12:14 |
You can only call it a blowjob if you are a prostitute/sex worker.
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| 4 |
22-01-2026 11:05 |
I always remember getting through to the final of the Blow Football competition.
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| 4 |
21-01-2026 10:36 |
I sometimes find myself crying when I have sex.
It all depends if the woman has
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| 4 |
19-01-2026 09:22 |
Picked up a Chinese last night.
He was very fucking angry.
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| 4 |
16-01-2026 15:35 |
Professor Kaltzenheimer attended our AA meeting and told us he had developed a t
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| 4 |
10-01-2026 16:38 |
Me and my old limbo dancing group decided to have a reunion.
We go back a long
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| 4 |
08-01-2026 14:51 |
The fact that Jesus didn't have a fair trial,called everyone brother and liked g
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| 4 |
06-01-2026 11:20 |
I may not be a gynaecologist,
but I know a cunt when I see one.
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| 4 |
04-01-2026 11:05 |
Walking through the park yesterday I saw a boy flailing his arms around and maki
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| 4 |
27-12-2025 14:43 |
I often think of my grandfather who died in Auschwitz.
He slipped and fell of a
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| 4 |
26-12-2025 09:57 |
I haven't had sex for so long it feels as though I'm married again.
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| 3 |
03-02-2026 11:04 |
My girlfriend is 18 and quite a bit younger than me.
When we went to the pub la
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| 3 |
26-01-2026 11:30 |
United Kingdom
HMS His Majesty's Ship
USA
USS United States Ship
I
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| 3 |
02-01-2026 09:59 |
Which singer had a fear of sunlight?
Gladys Knight.
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| 3 |
01-01-2026 09:49 |
Our managers brought in a motivational speaker to encourage us to do better.
He
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| 3 |
30-12-2025 19:52 |
I attended my first Flatulence Anonymous group meeting last week.
The Co-ordina
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| 3 |
24-12-2025 15:48 |
The T-shirt was originally called the Tyrannosaurus Shirt.
Because of the short
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| 2 |
08-02-2026 11:33 |
Hey, Luigi!
You lika da women witha da juicy lips?
Si,I jussa lova da juicy
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