Dear sir/Madam, I know police seem to look younger as we age, but the copper who came to arrest the paedophile next door looked so young the peado got excited about it. Prince Andrew. Epstien Island.
Pedophile Kimjongreject (211) · 08-02-2026 1319As she lay there dead on the floor with blood still seeping from the wound the copper said to me, "OK, in your own words, tell me what happened. " "I don't know, it was an accident, I was cleaning it and it went off, "I answered. "IT'S A FUCKING BOW AND ARROW! " he yelled back at me.
Crime Kimjongreject (211) · 08-02-2026 1317Hey, Luigi! You lika da women witha da juicy lips? Si,I jussa lova da juicy lips. You lika da women witha da bigga da tits? Mamma Mia, they driva me crazy. You lika da women witha da nice,tight ass? Amigo,a tight ass issa beautiful. Luigi,why you fucka my wife?
Sex n Shit Squeaky (218) · 08-02-2026 1133I envy left wing people. I have to spend £50 on drugs or alcohol to act retarded. They don't have to pay a penny.
Political supergalley (613) · 07-02-2026 2251I bought a jack in the box for 50p. But it doesn't work. Why am I not surprised.
Wordplay Allobosca (49) · 07-02-2026 2141