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Irony...The assisted dying bill has run out of time

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Jimfixeditforme (72) · 26-02-2026 1903
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They say that one out of every four people has the potential to be a serial killer. So I killed three of my closest friends. I should be safe now.

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Stallion 🥉 (600) · 15-02-2026 1235
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I can't believe I got fired for taking my work home with me. Anyway, I won't be performing any more autopsies.

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Stallion 🥉 (600) · 16-02-2026 1422
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Having pets has made my daughter learn about old age and death. Our Rottweiler killed her granny.

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Stallion 🥉 (600) · 13-02-2026 2214
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6 people dead in a bus fire in Switzerland. Makes a change from being buried in an avalanche I guess.

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ianwatkins 🥈 (614) · 10-03-2026 2342
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6 people dead in bus fire in Switzerland. This would have been sad if 41 people hadn't died in a bar fire in Switzerland on New Year's Eve. Now it just seems like Switzerland is a really shit place to visit.

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ianwatkins 🥈 (614) · 10-03-2026 2341
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At least six dead in Switzerland bus fire, or to put it another way: Bad News: Bus fire in Switzerland Good News: At least 6 of them are dead

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ianwatkins 🥈 (614) · 10-03-2026 2344
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♪♪Oh Carol, I am but a ghoul...♪♪

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Kimjongreject (284) · 28-02-2026 0011
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In today's world, it’s vital to establish a good vocabulary. If only I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote', my wife would still be alive now

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Allobosca 🥈 🥈 (152) · 18-02-2026 1025
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The programmer who invented Predictive Text has sadly died. His former employee confirmed the details: 'Him funfair will be helped neck Sundial.'

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DdraigGoch (216) · 15-02-2026 1820