I used to have a nice house and a nice car until my mate introduced me to drugs. Now I have a yacht and a Caribbean island.
Crime Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥉 (397) · 19-12-2025 0903I know a chap who works for the FBI.. He pretends to be a 13 year old girl and chats online to child molesters and stalkers all day.. I don't know what he does for the FBI.
Crime Jimfixeditforme (47) · 26-01-2026 1642Exotic foods: English - Pot Noodle. Cambodian - Pol Pot Noodle. Korean - Dog Noodle. Scottish - Och aye The Noo-dle.
Crime randypecker (57) · 05-12-2025 1630My girlfriend found out that I'm an organ trafficker. "How can you do that?," she screamed, "you don't have a heart." "Actually, I have four," I replied.
Crime Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥉 (397) · 06-12-2025 1937I am defo not going to Minnesota to do the ICE bullet challenge!
Crime NotEasilyOffended (44) · 08-01-2026 2341Statistics suggest that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape! (Let's get some of the old classics posted back up).
Crime DdraigGoch (76) · 04-12-2025 0845I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to reverse gear and getting the fuck out of there before they got my number plate.
Crime supergalley 🥇 🥇 🥇 (537) · 01-12-2025 0716