I used to have a nice house and a nice car until my mate introduced me to drugs. Now I have a yacht and a Caribbean island.
Crime Stallion 🥉 (600) · 19-12-2025 0903Hamish lived a very frugal life in the Highlands. One day he came home to find his cottage had been burgled. His few possessions had been scattered across the floor but nothing had been stolen. Hamish noticed that the burglar had taken a shit in the big pot of stew he had made that morning. Hamish was annoyed that he had to throw half of it away.
Crime Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 09-03-2026 1014I know a chap who works for the FBI.. He pretends to be a 13 year old girl and chats online to child molesters and stalkers all day.. I don't know what he does for the FBI.
Crime Jimfixeditforme (72) · 26-01-2026 1642Exotic foods: English - Pot Noodle. Cambodian - Pol Pot Noodle. Korean - Dog Noodle. Scottish - Och aye The Noo-dle.
Crime randypecker (57) · 05-12-2025 1630I hate standing in line. I wish she'd hurry up and pick a fucking suspect.
Crime Stallion 🥉 (600) · 17-02-2026 0845My girlfriend found out that I'm an organ trafficker. "How can you do that?," she screamed, "you don't have a heart." "Actually, I have four," I replied.
Crime Stallion 🥉 (600) · 06-12-2025 1937As she lay there dead on the floor with blood still seeping from the wound the copper said to me, "OK, in your own words, tell me what happened. " "I don't know, it was an accident, I was cleaning it and it went off, "I answered. "IT'S A FUCKING BOW AND ARROW! " he yelled back at me.
Crime Kimjongreject (284) · 08-02-2026 1317I am defo not going to Minnesota to do the ICE bullet challenge!
Crime NotEasilyOffended (48) · 08-01-2026 2341Statistics suggest that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape! (Let's get some of the old classics posted back up).
Crime DdraigGoch (216) · 04-12-2025 0845I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to reverse gear and getting the fuck out of there before they got my number plate.
Crime supergalley 🥇 🥇 🥇 (855) · 01-12-2025 0716