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02-12-2025 23:51 |
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling b
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| 5 |
05-12-2025 04:12 |
I came home from work and found my girlfriend dressed in a cute little police un
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| 5 |
05-12-2025 03:26 |
A scouse couple was on their first date, decided to go to a vegan restaurant.
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| 5 |
02-12-2025 13:03 |
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and
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| 4 |
02-12-2025 13:03 |
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about
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| 4 |
01-12-2025 07:19 |
While watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" in bed, I turned to my wife and a
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| 3 |
02-12-2025 15:16 |
NURSERY RHYMES UPDATED FOR THE 21st CENTURY
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty
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| 3 |
02-12-2025 13:24 |
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
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| 3 |
02-12-2025 01:28 |
Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the fro
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06-12-2025 01:07 |
Labour MPs
…because not all gimps wear a mask
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| 2 |
02-12-2025 23:51 |
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He later told me i
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| 2 |
02-12-2025 23:43 |
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don’t ha
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| 2 |
02-12-2025 00:55 |
St. Peter's standing at the Pearly Gates, and he spies a little brown face comin
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| 2 |
02-12-2025 00:31 |
It is just another working day at the brothel. The punters are coming, the cash
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| 2 |
01-12-2025 17:44 |
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps so the doctor examines
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| 2 |
01-12-2025 07:21 |
Another year I’ve managed to avoid watching the Bore-O-Vision Nonce Contest.
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| 1 |
04-12-2025 19:40 |
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, a
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| 1 |
03-12-2025 03:52 |
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it.
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| 1 |
02-12-2025 00:58 |
How can you tell if its your turn to do the washing up?
Look down your trouse
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 18:00 |
How do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 17:58 |
An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is strolling around the streets a
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:29 |
The wife asked me what I had bought her mother for her birthday. I told her I’d
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:26 |
What do you get if you cross Star Trek with a gay porno?
Star Trek Discover
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:25 |
I’m not saying Katie Price is a slapper, but she only wears knickers to keep her
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:25 |
Of course the real Joker is the guy that released Folie et deux as a sequel to a
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:24 |
Coming up: the Tory party leadership contest.
Conservative members get their
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:23 |
Parcel force tried to deliver me a coffin today.
I said, "That's the last thi
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:22 |
A woman has been shot dead in a pub in Wallasey, Merseyside.
The coroner has
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:20 |
It’s no wonder sir Queer Stoma thinks he’s almighty.
Whenever anyone sees hi
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:17 |
Constipation isn’t my favourite health condition. But it’s definitely a solid nu
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:16 |
If going into space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I'm a gynaecologi
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:16 |
I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to reverse gear and getting
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:15 |
One Saturday, I got up early to go fishing but heavy rain and wind forced me to
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:13 |
Not long til Oscar Pistoreus will be returning to the Paralympics.
Did anyo
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 07:13 |
The BBC have just held a minutes’ silence for all the people who have died of Co
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| 1 |
01-12-2025 03:12 |
Statistically- none out of ten people enjoy gang rape
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