I went on an African Safari and got lost. Somehow,I stumbled across a tribe that rarely makes contact with society. ' What do you do with yourselves all day? ' I asked the chief. ' We hunt and fuck, ' he replied. ' What do you hunt, ' I enquired. ' Anything we can fuck, ' he said.
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 06-03-2026 1020There's a big orange rabbit walking round our village telling everyone that I'm not taking my medication.
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 05-03-2026 1001I went to the dentist today and he said I should have a crown. I thought, At last! Someone who really understands me.
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 20-02-2026 1054My phone rang unexpectedly. ' Hello, this is Mr Richardson here, your son's music teacher. ' ' Hi,how can I help you? ' I asked. ' I think we have another Elvis on our hands, ' Mr Richardson said. ' Really! I didn't realise he was so talented, ' I replied. ' He isn't.We found him dead in the toilet when he went for a shit, ' Mr Richardson said.
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 19-02-2026 1111I always feel so proud when I tell people that some of my father's work is currently on display at the Tate Gallery in London. He painted all the skirting boards there.
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 26-02-2026 1052The Flintstones cartoon has been syndicated to parts of the middle East. Apparently the people of Dubai don't like it. But the people of Abu Dhabi do!
General DdraigGoch (216) · 17-02-2026 2039When the waiter brought my meal to the table I said, ' Why have you got your thumb on the steak? ' ' I don't want to drop it again,sir ' he replied.
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 03-03-2026 1002Bought some fish for our garden pond last week but we hardly ever see them. Apparently they are Coy Carp.
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 28-02-2026 1057Decided to do something completely different and went to the opera. What a fantastic night I had,but they don't like you joining in though.
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 16-02-2026 1038My wife and I had a candlelit dinner last evening. It was barely lukewarm.
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 15-02-2026 1103Three things that never lie; 1. Young children 2. Drunks 3. Leggings
General Squeaky 🥉 (385) · 17-02-2026 1036I watched the Wales rugby team play on the weekend. Depressing, got steaming. Ended up in a nightclub car park snogging a gilf at stupid o'clock. I said to her "Kinky bitch, passing me your chewing gum with your tongue!" She replied "Sorry about that babes, I have catarrh!"
General DdraigGoch (216) · 09-03-2026 1102