After cutting my female neighbours grass she knocked on my door and said "Thank you, I could marry you!" What's the world coming to, you do something nice for someone and they threaten to fuck your life up beyond belief?
Marriage / Wedding Kimjongreject (186) · 22-01-2026 1847A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly: him in the upper bunk and her in the lower. At 1:00 AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket.
Marriage / Wedding supergalley 🥇 🥇 🥇 (537) · 10-12-2025 0333I bought the wife a water bed.... We started drafting apart
Marriage / Wedding Jimfixeditforme (47) · 10-01-2026 1659Why do brides wear white? So the dishwasher matches the fridge and the oven
Marriage / Wedding supergalley 🥇 🥇 🥇 (537) · 14-12-2025 0108I feel for Broklyn Beecham or whatever he's called, my mother-in law ruined our first dance at our wedding back in 1977 by not being dead.
Marriage / Wedding Kimjongreject (186) · 21-01-2026 0947