Two men are out walking, they decide to go off in different directions, walking for 5 miles each, then they turn around and walk back again and tell each other about their adventures. They meet up, and the first man hasn't anything to report. The second one says, "I came across a lady tied to a railway track. I untied her and then made wild passionate love with her". "Wow," says the other guy, "did you get a blowjob too?" "No. I couldn't find the head".