Just about to watch Big Naughty Anal Sluts 3, but if I haven't seen the first two, will I still be able to follow the story?

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There's a woman in our pub who is so ugly that if she gives you a blowjob it counts as anal.

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I slept with my best friend's wife last night and now i feel terrible. She must have given me a cold or something.

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I said, "The second best way to have sex with a woman is to be funny." "What's the first?," she asked. "A knife," I replied. "Haha," she laughed, "you're funny." "Good choice,"I said.

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After years of not speaking to my neighbour thinking he was a bit of a twat, turns out he's a brilliant bloke. He's run off with my wife.

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I just had a threesome. It was right down and dirty. The two girls ages added together was only 26 years. To be fair, the 20 year old only watched.

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You can only call it a blowjob if you are a prostitute/sex worker.

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I can feel the hamster crawling down towards my anus. Imagine his surprise when he finds his exit blocked by a tramp's tongue.

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I sometimes find myself crying when I have sex. It all depends if the woman has pepper spray.

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Just come back from watching Little Women. Very disappointing to be honest.... not one midget in the whole film.

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My kids love watching Angela Lansbury in Bedknobs and Broomsticks. I'd rather see bedknobs and broomsticks in Angela Lansbury.

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Hey, Luigi! You lika da women witha da juicy lips? Si,I jussa lova da juicy lips. You lika da women witha da bigga da tits? Mamma Mia, they driva me crazy. You lika da women witha da nice,tight ass? Amigo,a tight ass issa beautiful. Luigi,why you fucka my wife?

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